When the world is a tsar Insisting: Don’t you dare be who… Take it as a dare and risk the sca…
The decisive moment at the gates o… is exactly like the denouement in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? but with one twist To make you feel the pressure
Life is either A whole lotta nothing Or a whole lotta love Nothing could be easier than love Then again
The American cure for the boredom of meaninglessness is not to pursue meaning but to outpace boredom which is why our mass nihilism
People wonder how long it will tak… AI to get smarter than us but the smart money is on us getting dumber than AI first
It turns out they were right when they removed the self-destruc… explaining You won’t be needing this anymore now that you have autocorrect
We treat life as if Postponing the inevitable When we should be busy Preparing for the inestimable
People are like whales who have gotten sick of plankton
Putin lost his mind then he lost his war then he lost his job or Putin dropped the mask
One would think the earth is flat “Unless” as the Coen brothers put it “round is funny”
Everybody knows that the media is a weapon of mass distraction Social media takes the next logica… as a weapon of mass refraction that distorts our vision beyond re…
When the dull knives are out and you say all the approved thing… in all the approved ways you have proved the silencing of dissent
There’s nothing you can say to me that I haven’t already ignored
The problem is we’re running out of time and the only solution is playing the long game
If you pull my heartstring I’ll say one of eleven pre-recorded phrases but you can only hear the ones in the first four dimensions