I couldn’t believe that my first e… was still carrying a torch for me and then I saw all my other ex’s b… carrying a pitch fork
It’s not that I’ve often taken leave of my senses but that I can never take a hint
I may not be the man who has everything but I’m the man who knows what to get for the man who has everything
If you can convince people that something is inevitable they will behave as if it’s already happened making its eventuality a non-event
One would think the earth is flat “Unless” as the Coen brothers put it “round is funny”
The state of nature, where there’s Something for everyone To fear Monotheism, where there’s Something for everyone
I believe in God and I believe in liberalism The tension between these two beliefs
That wasn’t the sky Falling on your head That was the truth gone to ground By playing dead
My dissertation defense fell apart even as I read my title– The Bronze Age: A Golden Age of…
I’ve been racking my brains for the perfect response to accusations of perfectionism only to land at a conundrum: a confession of false modesty is
Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened
When space is finite we need to share which is colloquially known as using the Force When cyberspace is infinite
Denial was a lot easier when your head was in the clouds but your memories were stored on microfiche
First they promised us belonging Afterwards they clarified that they meant You belong to us
I’m not a Buddhist but I understand that the bodhisat… doesn’t enact his escape from suff… exiting the cycle of birth, old ag… but through the determination to r…