We used to worry about selling out; now we’re terrified of not buying in
God took the risk of betting on us Because He made us to embrace ris… God is betting that we pass our on… What are you willing to risk your… a. Everything
I wasn’t shocked when scientists announced that a universe already infinitely… could still be expanding because I do have an ego
Since seeing is believing all that we really want is kept out of sight, out of mind leaving everything we think we kno… to the imagination
You need to follow the rules all t… so that you’re following the rules… At the same time, you need to know exactly when to break the rules But there can’t be a rule for brea…
This isn’t the best of all possible worlds but God does His best with what we give Him to work with
That wasn’t the sky Falling on your head That was the truth gone to ground By playing dead
In a failed democracy the one thing both sides can agree on is that the real traitors are the loyal opposition
Upon dying peacefully in my sleep surrounded by family after a long, prosperous life the Grim Reaper looked at me and… I’m glad to see you’ve arrived saf…
A woman’s air of mystery is intended as the breath of life but received by men as a crime to be solved
If you take a hot-blooded child and raise him in a cold-blooded cu… don’t be surprised when you get a lukewarm-blooded vulture
In the confession booth I have a confession to make so that I can receive forgiveness In the show trial I have a confession to make up
Denial was a lot easier when your head was in the clouds but your memories were stored on microfiche
People don’t generally like instru… because music without words is just math come alive Adding words to music takes it from counting time
I was happily feeding at the trough when I noticed it had been filled with finger food