When they closed all the beaches my dad said not to worry and I just knew he’d install the swimming pool I’d always wante… Instead, I came home from school
The realist doesn’t look at clouds… that describes the escapist The realist looks at clouds and se… from her childhood
It’s not that you’re jeal– ous, but that you guard your jeal– ousy jealously
The fruit of the tree of knowledge… Has fully ripened In the form of the internet Which looms large With the promise of looming catast…
One woman’s sunk cost is another woman’s sunken treasure
Inborn intelligence used to be tak… but for some time now it’s gone un… With Artificial Intelligence it c… although after insertion it’s alwa… Nevertheless, everyone seems perfe…
During the rodeo clown shortage nobody thought that the rodeo mime… but the mimes surprised everyone distracting the bulls by silently evoking the dignity
Google Glass never took because smart phones are a prosthetic for the hands not the eyes
People want the lockdown to be enforced with facial recognition technology because they don’t recognize thems…
God doesn’t make mistakes; God makes people People make mistakes And learn from them that God doesn’t make mistakes
We’re told the space between galaxies is expanding but mightn’t the space within galaxies
Catwoman shamed Batman into getting out of the Batmobile… by telling him it was just like ec…
There’s equality And there’s e-quality You know the former when you see i… You know the latter when it sees y…
To paraphrase Hitchcock a marriage is only as good as its villain
We have religion for the heart and science for our brains but the head and the heart are afraid of each other because there’s nothing for the ne…