If we’re to believe the internet a hero’s journey consists of a hero who goes on an adventure, is victorious in a decisive crisis… and comes home changed or transfor…
I’ve reached the age where getting ready for bed is like preparing for a spacewalk
One thing I could do Was need control
The Imaginary: I disagree with what you say but I will defend to the death your right to say it The Symbolic:
Whoever said It’s lonely at the top must have never had their own spelling group in third grade
Whereas Stanford decided to make its mascot a tree my wife is a decision tree and I am her mascot even though I couldn’t get into S…
It turns out that the afterlife is only as long as you can keep the exit interview go…
No sooner were the gates free of b… than we’d paired off and squared off as fascists vs. totalitarians And as for the dissidents not spoi…
I wasn’t born to follow mainly because I would never go through a red light
The two-week lockdown To bend the curve Turned into a year-and-a-half That bent our minds When
We flatter ourselves that the prog… man vs. nature to man vs. man culminates in
Two roads diverged the one to the left leading up the garden path the one to the right leading down the garden path
God: Do you trust me? Me: It’s not my fault!
People keep repeating the same mis… Until they learn their lesson But what if the lesson is that History repeats itself? If you’ve skimmed your Nietzsche
The internet is the opposite of th… When a memory is repressed you get it back even though you can’t remember it But when it is memory-holed