Denial was a lot easier when your head was in the clouds but your memories were stored on microfiche
Frequently, God’s light is like sun glare, telling me to slow the heck down
In my culture low hanging fruit is considered a delicacy
Upon dying peacefully in my sleep surrounded by family after a long, prosperous life the Grim Reaper looked at me and… I’m glad to see you’ve arrived saf…
Asked for his thoughts on God the materialist replied Nothing doing The mystic said Exactly
If you’ve seen one mirror you’ve seen them all
The usual cruelty Is having multiple children And enforcing a hierarchy In order to keep the peace Unusual cruelty
I’m not scared of the explicit danger I’m afraid of the implicit threats
Life’s unhappiest surprises always come from those you’ve known forever without ever knowing the score but now you will
I don’t have a TV because I would watch it Instead, I watch my mouth
Everyone knows it could go either way but no one believes it could have gone either way So we tell ourselves
There are only two real superpowers: unacknowledged plagiarism and begrudging cooperation
The scientific method has, at long last arrived at a unifying theory which, for it is a dead end
The mean streets of easy street Lack any meaning– To get there, try going crazy But everybody knows You’d be crazy to try
Civilization began when a discussion group convened to debate the meaning of the phras… The less said, the better