You don’t really know someone until it becomes clear that you don’t really know them
Questions are the an– swer to everything; now, how can I assist you
When I filter my selfie it becomes a safie
In 2019 KLM Airlines began advertising that you should take the train instead; it felt like being asked to open up the marriage
If you want to win friends and inf… Find out what they care about (This is easy) Ask them about it (This is significantly harder)
You can’t take both forks in the road but you can overpack
Future generations will laugh at o… their augmented cognition instantl… how the magician’s lovely assistan… but there is one trick they will n… half in fear that it would crash t…
My wife is a lot like God If God weren’t perfect Like Him, she’s my toughest criti… But also my fiercest champion
I went to bed after a gabfest and had a bad dream that I woke up on, nay in, silent retreat
It is said that The truth will set you free And while this may be true It goes without saying that Lies will give you power over othe…
Our central moral sentiment– that doing the right thing is its… hasn’t done us much good because through it we live in deni… that in this world
After that instead of talking about the weath… or staring at their phones people stared at anyone who talked
The lower classes are those people who are not allowed to compete To feel good about perpetuating th…
The number one rule For doing a number on us Is taking a number Because when our number comes up It’s only ever because our days ar…
Hunting on your own might make you a lone wolf but thinking for yourself makes you a lone ant