If they cut a deal with the devil to cut you loose without ever having to cut the crap they’ll cut right to the chase and… how much it saddens them to cut ti…
When they drew a winner It looked like we’d won By the luck of the draw But we came by our good fortune The honest way:
The makers of Fitbit Bring you the Pleasure Measure Because after you get your steps i… It’s time to get your fun done!
Loving others is the only sure sou… Why do we love them? Just for being there and enabling…
“Life”, as it’s come to be known,… And ends with a grand finale But in between there’s just a lot… And grandiloquent small talk But there are grand plans for a se…
My self-care plan includes a cheat day when I get to go to church
My boss said It’s my way or the highway so, I took the highway to hell But when God said It’s your way or the doorway
The depths of despair will be alleviated to the degree of your depths of attachment
People thought they could finally come and go as they pleased if they could just be rid of the g… only to find in their absence not just more and bigger gates
We can be given responsibility by God but we can only take control
Given the current nostalgia for shared reality we shouldn’t forget that peak shared reality was mutually assured destruction
Descartes wanted certainty He got it Now we’re stuck with it Uncertain how we get unstuck Does this mean we’re doomed or sav…
If Wile E. Coyote ever caught the Roadrunner he’d suddenly lose interest
The state of nature, where there’s Something for everyone To fear Monotheism, where there’s Something for everyone
Those who show no compunction are the most gifted at seduction and short of a permanent injunctio… we all face induction by way of their unction