It’s all over but for the shouting and this is the shouting
Poets are to their poems As parents are to their children Preparing them for the world Without knowing what they will do
As an individual human being I could never really know who you think I am so, I had to imagine it But as a networked cyborg
I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface
The ill-informed Regret to inform you That knowledge is dour But groupthink is power
In the 2020 reboot Bugs Bunny’s persona has shifted from invulnerable trickster to pseudo-empathic scold
Evil is cruelty plus pleasure
It didn’t matter that I’d been scrupulously carbon neutral; my interlocutors persisted until I realized that the desire to make… had left a vast carbon footprint o…
Every night when Smokey Bear would tuck me in… the last thing he always said was Only you can prevent forest fires
In person we can struggle for equality Online we’ve already achieved
In order to live I can’t die (but you can) In order to live and let live I must (eventually) die
After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,
When women need a break from the m… they must be able to endure a whole lot of his navel gazing
Marxism is a sadism with a simple formula: My happiness becomes real the moment yours is dematerialized
I was always being reassured that I was in the circle of trust but kept in the dark as to my place in it