Chaucer said All good things must come to an en… Which was widely If begrudgingly Accepted as a good thing
It took years of therapy but the octopus finally arrived at… that the reason she didn’t like th… was because they were so much alik…
It all clicked for me when I realized that Hebrew School Is a party school
Antizionism feels powerful Because it claims the authority Of giving permission to hate But the feeling is soon vanquished Requiring another hit of hate
They can kick you out and send you to Siberia but they can’t kick God out of Siberia
Time is money But time stops at the speed of lig… Which means the buck stops, too Making enlightenment the act of ta… For how you’ve spent your time
The ugly duckling Is not a duck But he is a lucky duck
We’ve gone from individuals distinguishing themselves from the… begging to differ– “Whatever it is, I’m against it”- to groups
I’ll never forget when a guy standing in his front yard confronted me about looking into parked car windows mistaking me for a car thief
A funny thing happened when I told them that you can either laugh or you can cr… No one laughed but for a second
You can strive for quality and never know if you will get any… You can pursue recognition and never know if you’ve done any… Or you can pretend to do both
We confuse freedom for the act of choosing when our frontal lobe has no choice but to choose just as a heart must beat
One party rule Finally clicked in America When the ruling party rebranded As the Pajama Party
Future generations will laugh at o… their augmented cognition instantl… how the magician’s lovely assistan… but there is one trick they will n… half in fear that it would crash t…
Let’s call the before times “The… It’s not what you know It’s who you know But after the social media It’s not who you know