A mid-life crisis happens when you realize that life is a treadmill which keeps speeding up until you fall off
The soul is like water The body a glass And a dead body is just A glass from which All the water has evaporated
Nothing is more anathema to our ti… than a phrase that was still secon… just five minutes ago: May the best man win To understand everything we’ve los…
If there is one thing we can all agree on it’s moral certainty
In a failed democracy the one thing both sides can agree on is that the real traitors are the loyal opposition
It’s not that we’ve abolished death but we’ve made it a mere formality
I believe in a future in which man perfects the art of expressing his discontent in bushes that look like clouds
Ours was the first all you can eat… to earn a coveted Michelin star and I always thought it was becaus… when you ordered the whole enchila… it came with bottomless fries
The word of God is written in invisible ink and must be lived in order to be truly seen unless and until those lives are d…
If you don’t believe I’m the Led Zeppelin of poetry just wait ‘til you see my poems go over like a lead balloon
Growing up was hard enough when we just had cliques not today’s clicks upon cliques
It never snows anymore in Baltimore but it did before you left open the refrigerator doo…
Afraid that everything I wanted was nothing to write home about I was left with nothing to write home about
Yes, humans suck– that’s a universal The reason we haven’t been able to fix it is that being a human doesn’t suck for eve…
100% of success is showing up on time