If you really loved robins you would stuff your bird feeder full of worms
The sixth extinction was hardest of all on the balloon animal artists
If you’re looking for answers life is a wild goose chase If you’re looking for the next que… life is a never-ending scavenger h…
A class marker is always written in permanent marker; in a classless society the permanent marker
In regular old capitalism we used to say time is money In the attention economy we say
Before Descartes, you had to prove yourself with deeds After Descartes, you could prove yourself with words It’s been a war of words ever sinc…
“A quantum state is not an element… instead, it represents the degrees… about the possible outcomes of mea… Just so: A mental state is not an element o…
When I was a baby My mother wiped my bum Social media, then, is the fountai… As I become its obedient child Every time it wipes my memory
The depths of despair will be alleviated to the degree of your depths of attachment
The dictatorship of the professori… uses neologisms to prevent counter elocution and to speed the transition to authentic sophism and the
The original version’s working title was The Giveth and Taketh Away Tree but Silverstein couldn’t get it published
Relationships are hard work unless you’ve preemptively announc… that you’re quitting but staying on as a volunteer
Life is a test but I’d been treating it like a quiz– which is a preparation for a test– under the assumption that when I d…
A man without an enemy is like a vampire with a reflection
Faith can only move mountains by ignoring mountains of evidence Like most people who’ve lost their… I’ve retained my ability to ignore mountains of evidence