I tried using my get out of jail free card but the CVV on the back was Roman Numerals for eleven
What if Vladimir and Estragon had actually been stalling for Godot
The internet wants to tell you a l… Instead, let me tell you a secret: After the Holocaust Antisemitism was buried just deep… That it came to seem an anachronis…
On paper Scratch that On screen The devil looks unbeatable Since odds always favor
Entire lives can be lived waiting for the other shoe to drop although often this just means you’re being crushed at a snail’s…
The difference between the Pax Romana and the Pax Americana is that while all roads lead to Rome
The hardest thing to face is that your dreams won’t come tru… unless your fears come true first
God gave us creation and said Help yourself and so, we plundered it realizing too late that the only way
Funny how as the left lost its sense of humor it became a joke
Once I realized that I wasn’t afraid of sky diving just that my parachute wouldn’t op… I was able to conquer my fear without ever leaving the ground
The first thing I fell in love with was her out-of-office notification
Modern research methods have detec… that there’s no such thing as a ba… leaving scientists puzzled as to w… the whole bunch is still spoiled
No one who desires to be good believes themselves good; all those who believe themselves g… do so in service of their true desire
I bought a Toyota because it’s bulletproof to compensate for the fact that I’m not even rubber bulletproof
All forms of life have an unconsci… sentient animals have developed co… to extend the unconscious’ operati… and human beings have developed la… to make consciousness the unconsci…