In the confession booth I have a confession to make so that I can receive forgiveness In the show trial I have a confession to make up
If your phalanges cause you to philander pluck off the ring
Al Gore didn’t invent the internet He created a device for the reinforcement of irrational thoughts and behaviors
Hey mister, that Deep Blue is some deep shit I know, that’s why we’re
The American social contract takes the form of an unholy allian… If you don’t question my authority… I won’t hold you accountable So, when our barons traded the US…
When you cut the umbilical cord children remain reliant on their p… until they start to become self-re… by attaching to their friends as a step towards the full self-re…
When God closes one store He opens another
When you have to share everything else you can still hog the blame pie
This isn’t the best of all possible worlds but God does His best with what we give Him to work with
People will only tell the truth when they think they can get away with it For example, perjury laws only wor… by publicly threatening jail time
The realist doesn’t look at clouds… that describes the escapist The realist looks at clouds and se… from her childhood
I respond to A nail in my tire Like it’s the last nail In my coffin
I used to stand on the moral high ground to look myself in the eye but now that I’ve plucked it out and thrown it away
It was an open secret that on his day off Sisyphus liked to go downhill skii…
The only thing Bigger than my ego Is God’s plan for me