When Love Is a Mask for Aggression
You can’t make art worth dying for with what art is worth paying for
When the whole world is a disaster area everyone becomes a comic relief worker
The culture war is a secret weapon in the class war which the haves use to keep the have nots
My wife I mean my life Is a fulfillment of dreams Where I wish I were wearing pants
We have religion for the heart and science for our brains but the head and the heart are afraid of each other because there’s nothing for the ne…
Whistler’s mother had just spent a long day with Whis– tler’s mother-in-law
The difference between Mother Nature and God the Father is that the former doesn’t suffer fools gladly while the latter
Just as Tastes like chicken is code for I only want chicken I don’t know what I want
Why do we say Where there’s smoke, there’s fire when It’s the smoke that kills you, not…
With the sexual revolution as with all the other belief syste… what men take as an article of faith women have to wear
When women need a break from the m… they must be able to endure a whole lot of his navel gazing
You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…
We got the five day work week because that’s how long it takes a python to digest it’s meal
Because the Real is unimaginable effective liars exploit what people want to be true– This is known as the Unreal But the opposite of the Unreal
If you can catch someone lying to… you can figure out what they want… If you can catch yourself lying to… you can figure out your own desire The former can make you rich