That moment when you reclassify yourself from a mystery to an unsolved mystery
The opposite of failure Isn’t success It’s epic failure
The fatal mistake Is taking his weakness For kindness
As the boat overfilled with refuge… was turned away from the harbor each of the onshore demographic gr… had their own routinized, ruthless… but surrounded by my own
You can’t take both forks in the road but you can overpack
I don’t have a TV because I would watch it Instead, I watch my mouth
The difference between the Pax Romana and the Pax Americana is that while all roads lead to Rome
Human beings have always used the symbolic to navigate the real; until recently we did so by imagining that the symbolic is rea… whereas scientists imagine that
The truth is true Is a tautology The truth is untried and true Is an etiology
Having heard that God is everywhe… and failing to see Him anywhere the unbeliever deduces that God is neither here nor there when, in fact, God is in the air
Generation X Marks the Spot Where a hex Is an aught But a flex
My self-care plan includes a cheat day when I get to go to church
Beware the self-loathing salesman who loves what he does– If you buy what he’s selling then you bought it because you broke it
If you travel through time it’s always the best of times and the worst of times; it’s just the ratio
Pay attention to what is said: “One day we hope to enable every p… to feel as strong a sense of conne… as you feel when you’re physically with someone you love”