Whistler’s mother had just spent a long day with Whis– tler’s mother-in-law
It’s obvious that God is doing us… But it’s less widely acknowledged… God calls in all His favors And the only way to return the fav… Is to try and do the impossible
People will only tell the truth when they think they can get away with it For example, perjury laws only wor… by publicly threatening jail time
I fist met Cap’n Crunch back when he was 2nd Lieutenant C… He did this weird thing where he’d… in the powdered milk powder and sa… Stays crunchy even in milk!
Staring at your phone came to be known as the thousand yard stare
Now that everything is at last Out in the open People shut their eyes Not to escape the truth But to hide from their own blindne…
Can’t buy me love but you can buy me likes
If your phalanges cause you to philander pluck off the ring
Because desire is lack like everyone else I take what I can’t get until I learn to give what I can
It’s not a real collection Unless It’s unsatisfying It’s not real money Until
As an American I have a posteriori knowledge that Americans pretend without reason to a priori knowledge of the other
People want the lockdown to be enforced with facial recognition technology because they don’t recognize thems…
Just when you think You’ve seen it all It all falls apart So, you put it back together again Thinking this time it’s forever
Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…
The one thing postmodernists know… is that the surest way to control… is to convince people there are no… prompting an endless chain of seco… while provoking so much anxiety