My dreams are no longer about wish fulfillment but about the Amazon fulfillment center
Our task is never-ending And our time is limited This is a major source of complain… But consider the opposite possibil… Our work here is done
Life has given us pumpkins ostensibly for carving and smashing but I smell an opportunity though the opportunity cost
My social medi– a persona is the mime who just won’t shut up
Your brain doesn’t know the differ… between physical and psychological… knowing only what they have in com… Because both are life threatening your brain sends you into fight, f…
In the New Age everybody knows that everything happens for a reason but nobody knows the reason so, everybody pastes together
It wasn’t false modesty exactly You might call it un-unpretentious if you were being pretentious
You have your Mr. Fix-It and your Mr. Learn-To-Live-With-It
Human beings have always been figh… with one hand tied behind our back… Unconscious human intelligence ena… to act without thinking and conscious human intelligence a…
My wife now relates to me very much as she does to stinky cheese
Faced with a forced choice The agnostic feigns ignorance For if you ask a woman to marry yo… And she says I don’t know
Why would they still offer A penny for our thoughts When they can buy in bulk
When they locked down the third pl… (Houses of worship) And made the first two places (Home and work) Into one place
You would think doing well on social media would give you strength in numbers but you only end up
It’s not that we are past The point of no return But that we the people Have invested our life savings In scorn for our neighbor