I won’t rest ‘til O– prah puts me on the cover of her magazine
It’s still wise not to panic but now it’s because you need to keep your powder dry for a moral panic
In spacetime, the fourth dimension… Enabled the fourth estate to Document all the comings and going… But technology has made everything… So, those days are long gone
I was born in the summer of my 47th year coming home to a place my mazel’d ever been before
I always like to know where I stand and I always bring an umbrella that can double
Seeing as I’m just the messenger It would be easier to tell you Than to show you Because words are all I’ve got But since, if I told you
My utopia is a dystopia where I get to say I told you so
The difference between a black hole and a rabbit hole is that light can’t escape a black… but light can’t get in a rabbit ho…
My wife is a lot like God If God weren’t perfect Like Him, she’s my toughest criti… But also my fiercest champion
Believing that one can use social media for good is like thinking one can live in the Matrix without fueling the Machines
TaB Clear whose only selling point was its clearness was offered exclusively in aluminum cans
Each of us gets to ask God one question and this question is your life
Because I was both my private and public self I was neither and my trail went cold from there But now that there are neither
Sanity requires distance And social media is always Right at our fingertips
7 in 10 Americans believe in heave… while only 6 in 10 believe in hell which is why the house always wins