They weren’t allowed to forcibly i… but in 2032 the Supreme Court app… for those who refused In a stroke of luck I was assigne… to the “Canadian” tar sands
Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski
Unlike the Americans and the Engl… who are divided by a common langua… the Americans and the Parisians are divided by a common symptom: disappointment
When at last Our time comes Just as we realize the need To give things time It will have come to pass
“A quantum state is not an element… instead, it represents the degrees… about the possible outcomes of mea… Just so: A mental state is not an element o…
There was no end in sight but we put an end to that by losing our sight And all we could hear was the sound of violence
Privacy is when everyone can see you but no one is watching Surveillance is when no one can see you
In this age of relentless people p… the merest exercise of reason is always a form of treason
Steely Dan sings “I don’t wanna do your dirty work… again and again only once intoning “I foresee terrible trouble
With social media You can squeeze All of the people All of the time
I used to stand on the moral high ground to look myself in the eye but now that I’ve plucked it out and thrown it away
Not to be outdone I cut my face off to spite my nose
How many introverts does it take to change a light bulb? None– We turn to an inner light
When they replaced me at work with… I was suddenly able to devote a lo… to not being the creative type
All men come with self-destruct bu… If he seems to be missing one, you’re the button