“The schizophrenic is not, as generally claimed, characterized by his loss of touch with reality but by the absolute proximity to and total instantaneousness with things, this overexposure to the transparency of the world.” Jean Baudrillard
As the Zamboni driver erasing everything that just happe… so it can all happen again I am preparing for my own death
The crucial moment in my elevator pitch comes when I hit the emergency stop button
Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…
The pleasure in a magic show is wondering how the magician did it
My wife fixed me with a stare that said Really, what haven’t you done for…
We used to worry about selling out; now we’re terrified of not buying in
They used to pay us A penny for our thoughts But then they realized We would pay them To think for us
In this age of relentless people p… the merest exercise of reason is always a form of treason
We’re always free to serve ourselves– Liberation is the process of freely choosing to serve others
With organized religion there is a method to the madness In a rational society there is a madness to the method
The distorting effects of social m… have left us warped But we’ve made the best of it seeking our daily pleasure in deciding what
That wasn’t the sky Falling on your head That was the truth gone to ground By playing dead
Carry a pen, should you need to write “Note to self: Congratulations!”
You know a civilization by its ass… and ours assumes a great deal of d… To finance that debt we assume that the best predictor of future… is past behavior
Either Life imitates art and becomes an exhibition Or Art Imitates Life