I used to have my own opinions then I started sharing them
Do me a favor and riddle me this: Is he favored to win Because he’s our favorite Or is he our favorite Because he’s favored to win?
The modernist thesis– You’ll know it when you see it The post—modernist antithesis— I can’t believe my own eyes Our current and nameless synthesis…
I was a bullshit artist until I realized a career as a bullshit scientist paid better
As social animals the central question of our lives asked and answered answered and asked day upon day
Actually marr– iage is like riding a tan– dem unicycle
Let there be light blight and hindsight
When people give you the silent treatment have them put it in writing
I’m not at liberty to say exactly… Batman and Robin change their clo… while sliding down the Bat Poles but I can share that it involves a lot of Alfred’s band…
The answer man is left with a ques… What does a woman want? The question woman is stuck with a… A good man is hard to find but eas…
When I put a period at the end of my text message it means that
Inside the hierarchy Humiliation is both a warning That there are no individuals with… And a reminder That your place in the group is at…
A rising tide lifts all boats But a rising sea floods all moats
Solitary confinement is cruel and unusual punishment which is why they lock the cell but if they put you in solitary confinement
Never trust anyone who doesn’t believe in hell They’re almost always the ones whose idea of heaven is usurping God