The only colleges left standing will be the ones that can make you look smart while you’re playing dumb
I can’t get no satisfaction except self-satisfaction and I pity the fool who would want that
Upon dying peacefully in my sleep surrounded by family after a long, prosperous life the Grim Reaper looked at me and… I’m glad to see you’ve arrived saf…
I was an idea man with one good idea and I have no idea why they stole my idea of a good t… when they could just have it
Writing history is hard especially when it’s about the past
If you would remake the world In your own image Then I can only imagine You believe you’ve thought of ever…
As mysterious as the caterpillar bursting into the butterfly a lifetime of following all the ru… somehow prepared them to change all the rules
Where once an artist was a creator she is now a creative because a noun requires a verb and we’re meant to do nothing which pays well on the internet
Before Descartes, you had to prove yourself with deeds After Descartes, you could prove yourself with words It’s been a war of words ever sinc…
We all know death is coming and yet it remains a surprise ending
In order to live I can’t die (but you can) In order to live and let live I must (eventually) die
My wife sleeps on her back while I sleep in the mis– take prone position
Seeing as I’m just the messenger It would be easier to tell you Than to show you Because words are all I’ve got But since, if I told you
In the 2020 reboot Bugs Bunny’s persona has shifted from invulnerable trickster to pseudo-empathic scold
God looks down and sees all of His good kids making bad choices God is one but decides to speak to us