Never answer a yes or no question. Answer the question that you wish had been asked of you: “Ms. Magill, I’m gonna give you one more opportunity for the world to see your answer. Does...
People don’t like surprises so I tell them they’re in for a real surprise which gives them something to look…
When you have to share everything else you can still hog the blame pie
We live in an age when the greatest danger is an excess of caution
In 2019 KLM Airlines began advertising that you should take the train instead; it felt like being asked to open up the marriage
Life = Trial by fire Death = Trial by firing squad
There’s a groove I’ve been going… just between heroic and anti-heroi… that’s perfectly romantic But betwixt the truth-teller and the soothsayer
The moment of truth has come and g… Leaving us with the whole truth: The best and worst is yet to come When there will be nothing but the… And you will only know the best fr…
The problem is we’re running out of time and the only solution is playing the long game
I ask God questions all the time and He never answers because He’s focused on listening Looking for answers I turned to ChatGPT
Early big bang theor– ists were known for eating quite a lot of popcorn
A fishbowl made of screen glass is a fishbowl made for one that is magically adjacent to every other fishbowl in this world we conjured where
I never believed in automatic writ… until I tried my hand at TikTok and felt an invisible hand gently (as in pleasantly) but insistently (as in relievedly)
The new Speech Code prohibits use of the phrase “Speak for yourself” due to its aggressive tone and threatening connotations
He should have said: If everything is permitted then God does not exist