At bottom God is a brute fact and Satan a brutal fact
Physicists insist that time can flow both forward and backward So, I always insist on sitting in the backward facing seats of th… because I need to be able to see
If you cut off an arm you are left with a stump to which you affix a prosthetic If you cut off a face you are left with a mask
If a computer could speak we could not understand it
Our civilization is like an egg– It can withstand enormous pressure at the top (for the obvious reasons) and bottom
If I say yes That’s just a guess If I say no Then I don’t know If I say maybe
We think nothing’s shocking since we’ve seen it all when really it’s because we’re blind to the obvious
It happened to me That I happened to be And before I knew what was happen… I’d happened upon a crowd Who happened to have some Grey Po…
The makers of Fitbit Bring you the Pleasure Measure Because after you get your steps i… It’s time to get your fun done!
Time marches on and for mere mortals it marches to the beat of its own… which is how we got rhythm But the immortals found
Marriage is the only place I’m neither feature nor bug but both
Every night when I go to sleep my dreams fulfill my dearest wishe… so that I can make it through anot… But the metaverse is a dreamscape where your avatar is only allowed…
No man is an island but plenty live in abandoned towns
When I run out of things to do I write an itinerary: When all else fails fill sandbags to convert
We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…