Losing what you never had is only possible when you look for it exactly where it never was
I’m converting to Judaism but I’m a Scorpio so, I have a head start
No one loves a woman like her man and no one loves capitalism like its Marxists In each case
Civilization began When the sons killed the father And substituted the name-of-the-fa… Civilization is ending Now that we’ve killed off the name…
In my second marriage I went all in on being authentic When she left she said that being with me
My favorite tennis player of all time is the Frenchman Guy Forget because man always forgets
All men come with self-destruct bu… If he seems to be missing one, you’re the button
A class marker is always written in permanent marker; in a classless society the permanent marker
I was caught between a rock and a hard place unable to decide on a way out Instead, you decided on me
The only thing Bigger than my ego Is God’s plan for me
Mysticism, esoteric knowledge, these are euphemisms for what’s hiding in plain sight: We are not alone
The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…
Physically unscathed after a life of piracy he was forced to lean heavily on his emotional scarring
I wish I could be the Lone Ranger Instead like everyone else I’m the known stranger
The bell curve is the Serpent With the lump in the middle Who ate Adam and Eve By convincing us we’re all mostly… But we’ve proven indigestible