The culture war is a secret weapon in the class war which the haves use to keep the have nots
In the New Age everybody knows that everything happens for a reason but nobody knows the reason so, everybody pastes together
Contemporary pacifism attempts to… One full fathom deep But repression is just short for The return of the repressed So, you can tell a modern pacifist…
The first step in bearing the trut… is telling it This will make you unbearable, starting the next step of banishme… Form there, it is up to you
It’s a truism that life is a roller coaster ride But it’s also true that unlike a roller coaster things get even more interesting
It’s easy to choose between good and bad So, when there are no good choices most people take the easy way out
Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…
The new Speech Code prohibits use of the phrase “Speak for yourself” due to its aggressive tone and threatening connotations
Modern research methods have detec… that there’s no such thing as a ba… leaving scientists puzzled as to w… the whole bunch is still spoiled
A fishbowl made of screen glass is a fishbowl made for one that is magically adjacent to every other fishbowl in this world we conjured where
My dreams are no longer about wish fulfillment but about the Amazon fulfillment center
My shampoo is nine– ty nine percent natural, as if that were enough
They say seeing is believing but believing is doing so, logically, seeing is doing and I see what you’re doing so, I know what you believe
God is the world’s only super-bower
The cover-up is always worse when there’s no crime