In this earthly abode ‘Twas sadness that flowed With each new download Of binary code To ease our workload
G.K. Chesterton said “When men stop believing in God they don’t believe in nothing; they believe in anything” But after a while,
You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…
Caught between a rock and a hard p… we will sink or swim: Sink like a rock or swim in a hard place– the opposite of walking on water–
Would that my morning toilet were a ritual and not just the muscle memory of a muscle memory
Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…
Monotheism is true; Liberalism works Put them together and The true works
We’ll never win a power struggle But that’s never stopped us trying And we always end up tying Because our fates are tied togethe…
To be the bigger person you need to realize that egos are like animals: the smaller their proportions the greater their proportional str…
Somewhere between 27% and 53% of… none of which students can legally… is wasted Let’s split the difference and call it 40%
Pay attention to what is said: “One day we hope to enable every p… to feel as strong a sense of conne… as you feel when you’re physically with someone you love”
As AI gets smarter and smarter we’ll grow cuter and cuter until like a pug who struggles to breath… we’re too cute for our own good
Faith can only move mountains by ignoring mountains of evidence Like most people who’ve lost their… I’ve retained my ability to ignore mountains of evidence
I always thought saying slide trombone was like saying pizza pie until I heard about the valve trombone
Excuse me, Are you still Taking excuses?