Past– I know what I want Therefore, I need someone to tell… so I can go ahead and do it Present–
Everyone makes fun of the weatherman for getting the forecast wrong as if getting it right is his real job
Social media is a dream come true– Finally, I can keep up appearances while letting myself go
The epic poem for this epoch will have to say the most with the least
In a post-pandemic bid to remain relevant the SATs have removed all true/false questions in acknowledgment that such questi…
In the movies they always guess right when it’s time to cut the blue wire or the red wire on the ticking time bomb
We live in an age when the greatest danger is an excess of caution
My analyst says I want to have my cake and put it in a time capsule too
There are two kinds of people in t… Those who believe in God And those who believe in God But also believe in God You can tell the latter
Trump’s genius is his nothingness which allows him to be everything e.g., He’s America’s inside joke (American democracy was a joke lon…
When anything you think Can and will be used against you The purpose of state-funded educat… Will be learning not to think As the doyens of higher learning
Actually, we all died in the pande… Life– I can’t afford not to Pandemic life– I can’t afford to… The afterlife– I can’t afford not…
Under new management, hell now consists of friendly fire
I went to bed after a gabfest and had a bad dream that I woke up on, nay in, silent retreat
It could be the truth if it couldn’t go viral But it’s definitely pravda if it speeds our downward spiral