Heads I bite my tongue Tails You cut it off
We can all agree that life is the number one cause of death But no one wants to admit that death is the only cause of ne… Nevertheless, we love our children
Just as birds regurgitate to feed their young human beings have culture
In the digital age we let our fingers do the talking
At first moving heaven and earth is its own reward because it’s hell on wheels But self-flagellation
The mean streets of easy street Lack any meaning– To get there, try going crazy But everybody knows You’d be crazy to try
I fist met Cap’n Crunch back when he was 2nd Lieutenant C… He did this weird thing where he’d… in the powdered milk powder and sa… Stays crunchy even in milk!
When you have to share everything else you can still hog the blame pie
If you need to be in control Your life becomes a reaction Because human beings can have all… Just as long as It’s damage control
I know I’m losing an argument with my friends when my thoughts turn to lunch I know I’m winning when I’m about to lose my lunch
If you travel through time it’s always the best of times and the worst of times; it’s just the ratio
People think artists are painting, dancing, writing, or… when really they’re all whistling past the graveyard
By Jove, the easi– est way to work on yourself is to get married
The narcissist has just the one advantage but it’s all that he needs: Instead of looking his true self i… he gets to look his false self in…
It’s come to my attention that My attention span is limited By what I want to see And like most people these days I don’t know what I want