It’s widely known that A man’s best availability is his a… The highest praise for a man is What would we do without him? But it’s rarely said that
My wife sleeps on her back while I sleep in the mis– take prone position
The liberal who makes an illiberal… inevitably wants to have it both w… thereby tightening his own double… I must be free to have power over… but
A mid-life crisis happens when you realize that life is a treadmill which keeps speeding up until you fall off
The kingdom of heaven is like two otherwise mediocre individuals making a great couple
In Mexico City men never wear shorts and if that’s where my anxiety dreams are set they could represent
I need the guy who trains your mind so that you can walk barefoot across hot coals to come to my house
Old habits are hard to break but impossible to make New habits, like flossing, are easy to make
Like Coke for Coca-Cola, Mr. Pibb is short for Mr. Pibb, ABD
All consciousness is false consciousness but some consciousnesses are easier to fake
A heart can only beat in synch with another A broken heart still beats because God keeps the time– just as He keeps us–
We used to have the haves and the have nots But then the haves were further subdivided into the haves and the have to
When people meet me they typically think I’m a sensitive guy but later they realize I’m a time sensitive guy
John F. Kennedy’s hair was so lus… for the most part men never wore hats again At first we must have looked oddly like tub…
1. Make so much money you could he… 2. Remind yourself that “there’s n… 3. Tell yourself you need to feed… 4. Eat like kings