Domination is feudal But resistance seems futile And lo, we canoodle With the large standard poodle We all know as boodle

Tom Brady keeps a portrait of him… that is becoming progressively more likable

Let’s call the before times “The… It’s not what you know It’s who you know But after the social media It’s not who you know

During the lockdown you were still technically allowed to exercise outdoors but I rigged up

It should come as no surprise when the Emperor with no clothes e… Off with their threads!

Mark my wounds, Our words will come back To flaunt us

If it’s not anticlimactic it wasn’t worth all the effort

God gives us what is necessary but not sufficient because nothing is ever sufficient

Skulls of Roman glad– iators indicate high rates of C.T.E.

A dissident today is anyone who realizes that since you’re damned if you do damned if you don’t

There was once a time when No Jews allowed Meant No Jews allowed But now they say

After the sexual revolution men thought they could finally get what they want AND what they… while women believed they could at… get what they need AND what they…

You have to believe to commit And they think we’re crazy to beli… And would commit us as inpatients If only they had the patience But their patience has worn thin

This isn’t the best of all possible worlds but God does His best with what we give Him to work with

The One Ring had it backwards The one thing that bestows power is