Self-discipline is The only real self-indulgence Everything else is self-abnegation
We have religion for the heart and science for our brains but the head and the heart are afraid of each other because there’s nothing for the ne…
I used to think the way it works i… if it’s true then you believe it Later, I thought if you believe it
Our lightweight cat litter develop… hit a speed bump when we realized it was worth its weight in gold
There’s more than one way to move… So, I’m always beavering away At my dam that bends the river Far, far away from the foot of the…
My utopia is a dystopia where I get to say I told you so
If you count the rings on a tree stump it will tell you the cost of doing business
I’m neither handy nor a dandy but my wife still finds me handy d…
As the enormous asteroid hurtled toward Earth I found myself working harder than ever
They used to give me Birthday presents Now they give me A wide berth
The cover-up is always worse when there’s no crime
Thanks to his bifocals Ben Franklin could see that while we might look like bald… up close we’re clearly turkeys
I don’t have any delusions of grandeur; I have delusions of posthumous grandeur that would retroactively nullify
Loving others is the only sure sou… Why do we love them? Just for being there and enabling…
No one can describe exactly What it was like When God spoke directly to all 2… At Mt. Sinai Because it was the only time