Because we are social beings whenever people said they have no… they always meant they have no soc… Real life was social life But now social life is short for
Hey mister, that Deep Blue is some deep shit I know, that’s why we’re
Actually, we all died in the pande… Life– I can’t afford not to Pandemic life– I can’t afford to… The afterlife– I can’t afford not…
Woe betide the man who accepts an apology
To break up with your significant other just say I need space To break it off
Instead of a scythe the mirthful reaper carried balloo… and we just floated away
The left was once really good at keeping capitalism in check but then they lost their identity and have been looking for one ever… oblivious that it’s long since
I always wondered if mimes were a type of clown until having my mind blown by the insight that
Because there is no I in lions, if a lion could talk, it couldn’t say I Which is to say, a lion can starve but never lacks,
You know a civilization by its ass… and ours assumes a great deal of d… To finance that debt we assume that the best predictor of future… is past behavior
With all other things human beings must guard against what is too good to be true in order to stay alive With God
Updating Nietzsche with a nod to Vince Lombardi Art isn’t the proper task of life; it’s the only task of life if life…
Our view from the mor– al high ground was blocked by the Mt. Rushmore of golf
Given a choice I’d rather open a restau– rant than my marriage
After years of therapy I was able to go from survivor’s guilt to thriver’s guilt