Everyone wants to live forever because fear is self-perpetuating No one wants to overcome the fear… because courage is selfless
You’re not allowed to copy from your neighbor because you’re supposed to copy from your teacher
Do me a favor and riddle me this: Is he favored to win Because he’s our favorite Or is he our favorite Because he’s favored to win?
Human beings need to compete for what they want To ruin human beings try meeting their needs
The old saying– It’s better to have one and not ne… Than to need one and not have it– Comes from the fact that Everyone has what they need
Social media– the bureaucracy of the people– is an eternal now where you always have just enough time
Self-discipline is The only real self-indulgence Everything else is self-abnegation
Saying Get out of your comfort zone to an American is like telling a turtle to get out of its shell
My life used to be An open book Now it’s an open state secret
A leader attracts a following The following attracts a crowd The crowd mobs the leader The leader forms a mob The mob goes mental
There was once a time when No Jews allowed Meant No Jews allowed But now they say
I believe in a future in which man perfects the art of expressing his discontent in bushes that look like clouds
The original version’s working title was The Giveth and Taketh Away Tree but Silverstein couldn’t get it published
Home is where you go and you have to take their shit-eating grin
In communist Russia no one wanted to be seen to be the first person to stop clapping for Stalin In America today