It took years of therapy but the octopus finally arrived at… that the reason she didn’t like th… was because they were so much alik…
Nature codes us for the road Man decodes and lo, a crossroads Where God goads
Theoretically, Schrodinger’s Cat is both alive and dead at the same time In reality, cats have nine lives and one death
You can tell that the far right Borg and the far left Borg are one Borg because Donald Trump
Whenever an authority figure says It’s my way or the highway I end up wanting to have it both w…
If they cut a deal with the devil to cut you loose without ever having to cut the crap they’ll cut right to the chase and… how much it saddens them to cut ti…
In days gone by we said you can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink In these more opportune times it’s widely understood that
Nobody remembers how to forgive Because posting on social media Is an act of seeking approval
I wasn’t shocked when scientists announced that a universe already infinitely… could still be expanding because I do have an ego
Wonder Woman’s invisible jet was like a stratospheric glass cei… preventing her from flying like Superman
Life can seem meaningless But I’ve found that Meaning is never lifeless
For about one hundred years it was no longer a secret that the easiest way to be a rational a… in an irrational world is to rationalize all
Everyone wants to drive a wedge between the monotheists and the Da… when the only real difference is that the former believe this land was made for you and me
The turning point came after I pegged my happi– ness to the dollar
The human condition is either thinking that we’re free when we’re actually held captive or thinking that we’re captive when we’re actually free