The male gaze sees all or nothing unless it’s blindfolded– then it sees both
God knows that the only thing you can give the man who has everything is another chance
Forecasting the rain in Spain is mainly done in vain
Jews learned to read between the l… when time and again they were granted a lifetime membe… only to find that their membership could still be lapsed
When I said That’s none of your business they replied Actually, that’s our entire busine…
It would have been enough Had God merely kept His promises But since He knows a thing or two About human psychology God always under-promises and over…
Your brain doesn’t know the differ… between physical and psychological… knowing only what they have in com… Because both are life threatening your brain sends you into fight, f…
My boss said It’s my way or the highway so, I took the highway to hell But when God said It’s your way or the doorway
When randomness blends with lawfulness you get the Loch Ness
The essay portion of the test Was explaining why The test only consists Of multiple-choice questions So, I wrote:
We spend our whole lives going in… Our mistake is believing that we’r… When we’re always either Slowly spiraling upwards Or caught in a downward spiral
For our civilization to function everyone must be willing to meet at the disappointed hour where if you’re not five minutes t… you’re early
If it’s not anticlimactic it wasn’t worth all the effort
Some people have baggage; I come with furniture Fortunately, my wife enjoys rearranging
Rare earth metals aren’t actually rare They take their name from the rare earth mettle of ardor, courage, and stamina