Some people have baggage; I come with furniture Fortunately, my wife enjoys rearranging

I know I’m losing an argument with my friends when my thoughts turn to lunch I know I’m winning when I’m about to lose my lunch

Like generals husbands are always preparing to f… while their wives are always prepa… to fight the last just war

Just as in tennis I play to my opponent’s level in relationships

When we were kids we liked to spell Mississippi out loud for fun but we never pronounced the S’s–

Maybe We’re all Late bloomers

You’ll know it’s the Fountain of… when you dive in to get it over wi… endure the shock, but then you never get used to it

In becoming a celebrity a person meets the same kind of de… that a tree does in becoming a Christmas tree– embalmed in sugar

You will know You are in the fight of your life When fighting it Is more important Than winning it

For about one hundred years it was no longer a secret that the easiest way to be a rational a… in an irrational world is to rationalize all

“A quantum state is not an element… instead, it represents the degrees… about the possible outcomes of mea… Just so: A mental state is not an element o…

I may look like a tall glass of water but be– ware, I’m half empty

The days of having a cold spell have given way to the era of casting a cold spell

You can’t prove that God exists But even if you could People would just say Correlation does not imply causati…

Hunting on your own might make you a lone wolf but thinking for yourself makes you a lone ant