In the final battle between Good and Evil both sides were allowed but one weapon Good didn’t think twice;
In the past walking into a cathedral made you feel small Now it makes you feel fat
The fog of war is not knowing what’s coming next The fog of peace is thinking you know
I always like to know where I stand and I always bring an umbrella that can double
We’ve gone from treating people as a means to an end to using them as props for pretend
The difference between poisonous snakes and venomous human beings is that when the snake bites you and explains
I’m always leaving things at church so the lost and found won’t be empty
The lion hasn’t lain down with the lamb if, in its slumber the lion dreams it’s a lamb
I know a guy who knows Paul Simon who told me the real reason for th… was that Paul got sick of Garfunk… stalling for thyme
The older that I get, the more wanton lust looks like wanting for love
If you want to remain married one partner should stay busy moving the goalposts while the other focuses on running out the clock
The first and most important task when you’re joining a non-hierarch… is finding out who’s really in charge The first and most important task
The conceit of individualism was that you could have a type without even wondering if you might be a type
She was so cool that even her periods were fashionably late
I won’t rest ‘til O– prah puts me on the cover of her magazine