Updating Nietzsche with a nod to Vince Lombardi Art isn’t the proper task of life; it’s the only task of life if life…
If you want to remain married one partner should stay busy moving the goalposts while the other focuses on running out the clock
God gave us all of creation In which to luxuriate Together Instead We chose to deconstruct
For twenty years people kept insis… that there was an elephant in the… but I just didn’t see it And then I realized I was the elephant
The first half of life: Did I say that? The second half of life: I did say that The end of life:
Yes, humans suck– that’s a universal The reason we haven’t been able to fix it is that being a human doesn’t suck for eve…
Breathe in not out
Insanity is also seeing people do the same thing over and over again and expecting them to let you cons…
As mysterious as the caterpillar bursting into the butterfly a lifetime of following all the ru… somehow prepared them to change all the rules
The male gaze sees all or nothing unless it’s blindfolded– then it sees both
Only a fool believes that the river obeys the riverbed
It’s easy to choose between good and bad So, when there are no good choices most people take the easy way out
We’re not in control so we try to take control which leaves us feeling out of con… But it’s because anything can happ… that we can do anything
There was always an urn on the man… made from terra cotta Little then did I know it was for the remains of the persona non gra…
The Cookie Monster is just living up to the name Kermit gave him