Life is a talent show where most everyone is doing bad versions of easy impressions
The love was exactly as strong as… So, if I could keep the peace I could keep the love Somehow, someway, I found peace And to them this meant war
We rent an apartment so my wife told me that technicall… I am the interim king of my own ca…
Gracious me! Now that college Has become a finishing school There are no starter homes
I am my own worst enemy But God is my greatest ally I like my odds
God took the risk of betting on us Because He made us to embrace ris… God is betting that we pass our on… What are you willing to risk your… a. Everything
People think that their report car… will be graded Pass/Fail but since God has a mysterious rep… He gives two grades in every subje… You get an A for effort
It was always true that if you tried to save the relationship by looking the other way eventually they’d want to be
The heat of mutual disdain that always sustained us in person has cooled with depersonalized cam… that detain us via cursor
For every deep dive into the data there’s a data analyst with the be…
I’ll never forget when a guy standing in his front yard confronted me about looking into parked car windows mistaking me for a car thief
I was caught between a rock and a hard place unable to decide on a way out Instead, you decided on me
The answer man is left with a ques… What does a woman want? The question woman is stuck with a… A good man is hard to find but eas…
When I was a kid the rule was one kid got to pour two glasses of Coke and the other kid
In theory rule by consensus sounds more democratic but in practice it leads to hung juries