A long time ago I received my mission statement: The best version of myself isn’t t… I’m currently on my ten thousandth… Trying to figure out what this mea…
A mid-life crisis happens when you realize that life is a treadmill which keeps speeding up until you fall off
AI didn’t write this poem; it wrote the algorithm that decided whether or not you would read it
There’s equality And there’s e-quality You know the former when you see i… You know the latter when it sees y…
With organized religion there is a method to the madness In a rational society there is a madness to the method
Once you have gained accession to the object of your obsession you’ll remain incapable of graspin… let alone even asking if you just might be the object of…
The only possible form of self-awareness is knowing what you want to be true
Everyone knows it could go either way but no one believes it could have gone either way So we tell ourselves
Because we are social beings whenever people said they have no… they always meant they have no soc… Real life was social life But now social life is short for
It’s said you become what you hate; I hate losing things
When we asked Jesus to explain the mechanics of the last being first He answered in yet another parable… It’s like when you’re playing tug…
We all know death is coming and yet it remains a surprise ending
If my wife could re-draft she says she’d still take me but only after trading back to the second round
Your search for a vein is now done in vain under the soft tyranny of wireless narcotics in whose touchless embrace
Whenever it looks like the Jews have finally been accepted by their host culture you can be sure that trouble for the Jews