A meaning than which nothing greater can be conceived must exist; it’s up to each of us to find it
When my dog gives me that knowing… I don’t know what she knows I only know that she knows Who I’m fooling And it isn’t her
It should come as no surprise when the Emperor with no clothes e… Off with their threads!
Where once man strove to move mountains now he settles for making them
Future generations will laugh at o… their augmented cognition instantl… how the magician’s lovely assistan… but there is one trick they will n… half in fear that it would crash t…
Most people can get away with sweeping a few things under the ru… but when I started working at the… I couldn’t help noticing how the rugs looked like
I grew up listening to Barbara St… You don’t bring me flowers anymore and determined I’d never make that… Ten years into marriage my wife sa… Don’t bring me flowers anymore
History’s first lesson– the ABCs– is that, unless coerced not to people kill the ones they hate History’s second lesson–
If new car smell lasts forever you will not be able to smell it
To break up with your significant other just say I need space To break it off
I thought I’d flown the co-op by living off the grid And yet I’m still a chicken only now I’m on the skids So I’ve up and joined a commune
To avoid road rage all rearview mirrors have been replaced by screens displaying a real-time computerize… of the way things ought to be
We have achieved the classless society: eve– rything is tacky
An ideology will fail when followers are asked to believ… despite the fact that it isn’t tru… but will succeed as soon as those followers believe
Not to be outdone I cut my face off to spite my nose