My children have no idea they are living through a golden age of comedy
When they replaced me at work with… I was suddenly able to devote a lo… to not being the creative type
Life is a test but I’d been treating it like a quiz– which is a preparation for a test– under the assumption that when I d…
It takes guts to admit you don’t belong but it’s easy to read a sign that says No admission
Don’t sweat the small stuff. It’s all big stuff.
When God closes one store He opens another
Life is a game of Truth or Dare in which you never lose if you choose dare and where you never win if you choose truth
Known knowns: Who I think you think I am Known unknowns: Who you think I am Unknown unknowns:
I was afraid of death which is to say afraid to live until I chose my hill to die on For in deciding where
Finding the anxiety of not knowing who we are for the Other unbearable we cracked the cheat code of statu… but in predetermining
Unconditional love is unbearable so there’s always at least one unspoken rule given to its recipie… Just don’t waste it on them
I have a bad habit of predicting the future; it has kept me alive but only to fight another day And yes, my brain is pattern-seeki…
Peace is not the goal It is the byproduct of the goal The goal is obvious Which is why we can’t see it
Like anything else immortality has its pros and cons: Our chickens never come home to ro… but our cows never come home eithe…
Only a fool believes that the river obeys the riverbed