When I picked candy apples as my… (think spirit animals for foodies) I honestly had no idea I was naturally sweet but laid it on way too thick
I’ve been racking my brains for the perfect response to accusations of perfectionism only to land at a conundrum: a confession of false modesty is
The modernist thesis– You’ll know it when you see it The post—modernist antithesis— I can’t believe my own eyes Our current and nameless synthesis…
We’ve taken the last ember in the ashes for a glimmer of hope
The universe is always asking By chance, do you have a creative…
Blathering on about the threat of the other is a means of slathering on the notion that blocks the light: If I am not what you lack
By Jove, the easi– est way to work on yourself is to get married
When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs
The only possible form of self-awareness is knowing what you want to be true
The tough part about loving someon… is that connection supports autono… It’s tough to love someone enough to grant them their freedom and you can only do so
I don’t get mad I get odd
Jews have learned the hard way How to discern when someone has Failed to earn their F for failin… The tell is whenever a Jew just Living a life
Early big bang theor– ists were known for eating quite a lot of popcorn
You can’t break the chain of events but you can break the chain of custody for the chain of events
I have half a mind to lose my mind and half a mind to find God The question, natch