One wonders how they arrived at the 140 character limit per Twe… Did they consult the Kabbalah the average length of haiku or the heart rate of the hummingbi…
The difference between art and rea… is that the artist is doomed to re… the triumphs of the past
They weren’t allowed to forcibly i… but in 2032 the Supreme Court app… for those who refused In a stroke of luck I was assigne… to the “Canadian” tar sands
I always liked making people laugh until my undergraduates told me that it was an abuse of power asym…
In a bit of irony the only thing that both sides can agree on is that a win-win is intolerable
To break up with your significant other just say I need space To break it off
You would think doing well on social media would give you strength in numbers but you only end up
I know a guy who knows Paul Simon who told me the real reason for th… was that Paul got sick of Garfunk… stalling for thyme
I thought the Protestant work eth… I saw all the lazy rivers in peopl… until I noticed they were each swi… against the current
People keep repeating the same mis… Until they learn their lesson But what if the lesson is that History repeats itself? If you’ve skimmed your Nietzsche
You can’t put a square peg in a round hole but you can put a JPEG in a memory hole
The truth is true Is a tautology The truth is untried and true Is an etiology
I spent most of my life naively believing that people mean what they say Then I came to understand that even when people don’t mean what t…
I believe in God and I believe in liberalism The tension between these two beliefs
If we know our physics is real Because GPS works Then we know our God is real Because language works