My A.I. Companion has one setting for telling me what I want to hear and another for what I
The universe is a kinetic watch so time only keeps going if we’re on the move making Zeno’s paradox of motion just a way of reassuring ourselves
We thought it would last forever but in retrospect we were having a high time at low tide when the clam digging was easy and the eating was good
Right up until the last revision it said Life, liberty and the hot pursuit…
My boss said It’s my way or the highway so, I took the highway to hell But when God said It’s your way or the doorway
The only reason to pursue fame is to forestall the possibility that you’re the kind of person who would die wishing you’d been more famous
You keep the peace they get everything else
A dissident today is anyone who realizes that since you’re damned if you do damned if you don’t
If you pull my heartstring I’ll say one of eleven pre-recorded phrases but you can only hear the ones in the first four dimensions
The ill-informed Regret to inform you That knowledge is dour But groupthink is power
While loved ones may or may not have the chance to say goodbye to the
For the antisemite the Jews’ most galling offense is the audacity of their survival, decoding the latest antisemitic sl… the smear of “Jewish Supremacy”-
I believe in the great man theory of history because the good man theory of history is so obviously false
The question isn’t: Why is there something rather than nothing? It’s: Why does it mean something
Civilization is an attempt to filibuster death