God is infinitely demanding (MC… Because (=) God is infinitely rewarding (E)
I always liked making people laugh until my undergraduates told me that it was an abuse of power asym…
My wife is a lot like God If God weren’t perfect Like Him, she’s my toughest criti… But also my fiercest champion
Maya Angelou says we have one hand to help others and one hand to help ourselves
When God closes one store He opens another
When they start to call you clear-eyed it just means you’re a cynic whose time has come
When I started telling my employe… Apologies in advance! they still felt compelled by decor… No apologies needed which was how I ended exploitation
The difference between poisonous snakes and venomous human beings is that when the snake bites you and explains
You have to do the right thing aut… At the same time you are doing it… This seems impossible because No one has ever quite done it Which is why you might call it
Our first category mistake was believing that the Real has me… when the Real is absolutely meanin… only the Symbolic has any meaning This evolved into our second categ…
Not to be outdone I cut my face off to spite my nose
Our big mistake is thinking a leap of faith is a tandem parachute jump where God pulls the parachute and you float gently down
People wonder how long it will tak… AI to get smarter than us but the smart money is on us getting dumber than AI first
I finally realized that when Smokey Bear says Only you can prevent forest fires Only I really believe him
I’ll never forget when a guy standing in his front yard confronted me about looking into parked car windows mistaking me for a car thief