We spend most of our waking lives alternating between procrastinatio… and delayed gratification as if by putting things off we’ve bought ourselves more time
What is the difference between expressing a feeling and expressing the absence of feel… It is the difference between living under the threat of the Rea…
If you pull my heartstring I’ll say one of eleven pre-recorded phrases but you can only hear the ones in the first four dimensions
For our civilization to function everyone must be willing to meet at the disappointed hour where if you’re not five minutes t… you’re early
Given a choice I’d rather open a restau– rant than my marriage
Why do we say Where there’s smoke, there’s fire when It’s the smoke that kills you, not…
It was always an intriguing though… to imagine knowing the date of you… until AI in a thought experiment of its own reimagined death
Life was once a high-wire act without a net Now it’s tennis without a net
The biggest risk of immortality is the lack of risk Chances are you’ll be bored to dea… for all eternity
A memory hole should be just deep enough to bury yourself up to the neck– Any deeper
To break up with your significant other just say I need space To break it off
The days of having a cold spell have given way to the era of casting a cold spell
The first thing I fell in love with was her out-of-office notification
No sooner were the gates free of b… than we’d paired off and squared off as fascists vs. totalitarians And as for the dissidents not spoi…
You’ll be able to tell that nobody knows what anything is wort… when no one knows who they can tru…