The makers of Fitbit Bring you the Pleasure Measure Because after you get your steps i… It’s time to get your fun done!
Since seeing is believing all that we really want is kept out of sight, out of mind leaving everything we think we kno… to the imagination
There’s equality And there’s e-quality You know the former when you see i… You know the latter when it sees y…
There are only two questions: Are we asking the right question? and Who gets the last word?
My dad was a very religious man He always told me You’ve made your bed now you’ve got to not eat in it
In becoming a celebrity a person meets the same kind of de… that a tree does in becoming a Christmas tree– embalmed in sugar
Jews learned to read between the l… when time and again they were granted a lifetime membe… only to find that their membership could still be lapsed
Solitary confinement is cruel and unusual punishment which is why they lock the cell but if they put you in solitary confinement
Civilization began When the sons killed the father And substituted the name-of-the-fa… Civilization is ending Now that we’ve killed off the name…
Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski
Relationships are hard work unless you’ve preemptively announc… that you’re quitting but staying on as a volunteer
The mean streets of easy street Lack any meaning– To get there, try going crazy But everybody knows You’d be crazy to try
When people meet me they typically think I’m a sensitive guy but later they realize I’m a time sensitive guy
The difference between sports and real life is that if Love played basketball against Empire, Hate, Violence and Death and won
Instead of dismantling oppression we dismantled the printing press inaugurating the Information Age when no news is good news all information is disinformation